cheese croc

what if spiders laughed like seth rogen when u found them

The year is 2036. Kim Kardashian has just clenched the win as the first female President of the United States after a race that’s been too close to call since election night. Donald Trump Jr. refuses to admit defeat - demanding recounts in Florida, Oklahoma, Idaho, & Arizona.

If Katie Hobbs holds on in Arizona, President Donald J. Trump should appoint Kyrsten Sinema to literally whatever position she wants

It’s like if Todd from Breaking Bad ran for senate and decided to just be himself

first person to make a sweater must have been so deranged. saw a sheep with wool and said "let me wear that"

The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru Kari Lake Katie Hobbs

Hopping on twitter rn #GoodbyeTwitter #RIPTwitter

HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵 I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.

LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged

there's a giant orb in the sky the elites tell you not to stare directly at and we don't question this

imagine shooting down the spy balloon and it explodes in a giant cloud of pink smoke and glitter and then you hear a family in the distance cheering

Calling it now. This whole OceanGate Submersible debacle is going to turn into a Tom Hanks film.

sarah hagi سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah I didn't know my brain could get whiplash.

Joe Pesci is Brenda Song’s godfather

Frank Ocean gonna slip on a banana peel and decide to not release music until 2036