Hank Mardukas (@champagneomie) 's Twitter Profile
Hank Mardukas

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calendar_today18-01-2011 03:17:54

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The year is 2036. Kim Kardashian has just clenched the win as the first female President of the United States after a race that’s been too close to call since election night. Donald Trump Jr. refuses to admit defeat - demanding recounts in Florida, Oklahoma, Idaho, & Arizona.

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HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵 I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.

HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵

I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.
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imagine shooting down the spy balloon and it explodes in a giant cloud of pink smoke and glitter and then you hear a family in the distance cheering