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Cláudia Mendes

@ceeceemendes

Slow-traveling mix of Brazilian and American, with the sharpest tongue of the Wild West. Polyglot, journalist and marketeer currently conquering the world.

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Good lord. I'm not done with traveling, but I am DEFINITELY done with packing. #nomadlife #neverstopmoving #onecityaftertheother

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All these people dreaming about a big TV and an even bigger house. I want an effing hammock. #hammocklife #livinginamaterialworld

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That whole "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade" deal is BULLSHIT. When life gives you lemons you curse the shit out of that crap.

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Current no-goes: less than 10 mugs of coffee a day, relationships, life without 3 blankets on top of me #coldasshit #thanksbrazil

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I take everything back. It's been so cold, that I'm considering getting married. #suchalady #romanceisundermyskin #soaremypills

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Snaccidents are the real deal. I mean, I accidentaly ate an entire bag of Cheetos. And chips. With guacamole. And snickers. Total accident.

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#SoOneTimeMyDad used a family football game to kick my boyfriend at the time as hard as he could. Still says it was an accident.

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If you do see me inside a mall : I was kidnapped. I decided to visit my dad, and I'm probably drunk while doing it. I lost my will to live.

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There are comebacks I should have thought of at a particular time, that still haunt me at night. Man, do I wish I could use them now.

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My life. All so boring. Then all of a sudden I break a tooth, move to a diff country and get married, all in two days. #totallynormal