CCP IS ASSHOE
@ccpisassh0e
AZ girl. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. Love child of Ron Swanson & April Ludgate. I block with reckless abandon.
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@luckymcgee
👑 The Original White Trash Princess🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 2A absolutist 🔫 Snarky, and sarcastic AF. 😏
5th Gen AZ Family
@bullfrog35
Shalom Hamas
GayPatriot
@gaypatriot
America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
yannispappas
@yannispappas
mostly jokes on here, but also an occasional edict! my last stand up special: youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ?si…
Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. Cupcake war veteran Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Brad Gosse
@bradgosse
Professional degenerate. Fake products, 150+ adult kids’ books, and zero f*cks. Buy my stuff, cry later.
Texas Courtney
@alaskancourtney
God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Gretchen Lynn
@bubola
Pacific Northwesterner. Survivor. Hiker. Fireball. Distance runner. Distance goer. Lover of kitty cats, books, meat, & liberty.
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@waltzingmtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
shop prattdaddy.com and stream Heidi Montag music
Frisco RoughRiders
@ridersbaseball
Double-A affiliate of the @rangers! #LetsRide 🗓️ Current Homestand: April 15th - 20th
Minor League Baseball
@milb
120 teams, thousands of prospects, millions of fans, and endless fun. The official home for all things #MiLB, on and off the field.
The Diamond
@dustinpoirier
[email protected] intuit.me/42fbe8S
O’Shea Jackson Jr
@osheajacksonjr
The Straw hat Zfighter of the hidden leaf village. 10x Pokémon champion of the Kanto Region. Host of the No Contest Wrestling Podcast
The Gormogons
@gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Brian Roemmele
@brianroemmele
we can only see what we think is possible...
Jon 🔬
@jonnymicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Lara Beitz
@larabeitz
Comedy Central, Showtime, Fox, skipped 4th grade
Dutchsinse
@realdutchsinse
I am known for making 'controversial discoveries' in geophysics, such as the progression of earthquakes across regions, and repeatable seismic forecasting
Fusilli Spock
@awstar11
Mostly harmless
Martine Croxall
@martinebbc
BBC Presenter. Celebrity Mastermind winner. Star of rogue camera viral videos. Instagram: @themartinecroxall Agent: [email protected] 02039730835
It’s Mrs. Matt, actually
@sayanythingh
Cheese stan. Hydrated AF. Hot mess. Potato. Minefield. Bad Luck. Frumpling. The epitome of average. Petty bitch sometimes. @mbs59er’s participation trophy wife
Denny love
@dennylove4real
Actor/Comedian/Love Consultant
Kellen Erskine
@kellenerskine
Go to my Insta to see these same jokes get a thousand likes. The Book Pile podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
Tom Cotter
@tomcottercomic
Stand-up Comic, actor and son of a Neurosurgeon, as seen on America's Got Talent, Tonight Show, Howard Stern show and Comedy Central.
gianmarco
@gianmarcosoresi
“you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Jessica O’Donnell 🏈
@heckyessica
God. college football. politics. social @theblaze #gigem
Liberty Belle
@ilibertybelle
Liberty lover🇺🇸Sassy+loquacious. -110lbs📉w/#LowCarb #Keto. Memes. DeSantis Conservative. Millennial mama. ADHD. Entrepreneur. Tweet so I don’t lose my phone.
Mel Brooks
@melbrooks
Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
Scanner Traffic-- Fort Worth 🇺🇸
@scannerradiodfw
Using Scanners & Internet Resources to provide REAL TIME updates to Major Incidents in North Texas . Not affiliated with Public Safety agencies or media outlets
Lamar Jackson
@lj_era8
Business Inquiries - [email protected] @forever8dreame1 @LJwrites2 @era8apparel @LJentertainmen3 @playactionsoul1
Aidan McCluskey
@aidsman109
Comedian at Acme Comedy Co.
Immigrateful
@immi_grateful
Just a grateful immigrant living the American Dream. Politics | Culture | Horses. 📍 Texas
Beer Drinking Army Vet
@thomas_garrard
I love the Atlanta Braves. I love freedom and individual liberty. Once a soldier, always a soldier. Iraq War Veteran. U.S. Army. Fuck Twitter.
Actual Names
@actualnames1
Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
Joe Dombrowski
@joe_dombrowski_
My special “Don’t Eat The Crayons” is on YouTube now! That & tour dates below 👇🏻
Michael Longfellow
@longfellowww
Stepson @nbcsnl
M2
@amer1can_barbie
Pro-Gun 🔫 Pro-America 🇺🇸 Pro-Toxic Masculinity 🥵 Anti-Communist 🖕🏻 Anti-Feminist 🖕🏻
June
@junebotprolly
Boring. Typos. Pleasantly morose. It’s probably a joke. Autodidactic moron. Fuckable garbage
Sturdy Jenn
@nogooddeed2
Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_d
Gamboling toward greatness
Tandy
@dantypo
Well, I'm that kid in the corner All fucked up and I wanna So I'm gonna
Write Girl Problems
@writegrlprobs
Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Jay Asliken 🕋☪️✈️
@assliken
I got a talent for being randomly selected at airports.
🩷 Bunny 🐰
@bunnnyjuice
Joseph Hernandez
@hernandezfornyc
I’m a Cuban-American immigrant, entrepreneur & father running for NYC Mayor to restore safety, dignity & affordability to all five boroughs.
Nikki's EMH
@hall_yve
Nikki's Emergency Medical Hologram. Welcome to the Karma cafe, there is no menu, you get served what you deserve.
Charles DeGlopper
@bronzebarbarian
Opinions my own not my employers. warm up for being a comedian when I die, not serious. Random gaming comments. Pro Nukes. Spaceship that eats babies.😡🎲
pengs
@ihaz2penguins
May or may not be more than 1 penguin. I speak in song lyrics and movie quotes and gif game is strong
kick his ass C. Bass
@cbass90331
Marine, Husband, Father, Farmer
Edward Coristine
@as400495
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
wfo117
@timothyarmita18
Dan
@bataviahillrod
Christian, primarily sarcastic technical dinosaur
David Lucas
@funnydavidlucas
Creative Ass Individual
Keep Dallas Safe
@keepdallassafe
Dedicated to preserving a safe and prosperous community, supporting responsible law enforcement, and preventing unrest from taking root in Dallas.
Dallas Real-Time Crime
@dallascrimeapp
Dallas Real-Time Crime helps more of #DFW access #Dallas, #Arlington, #FtWorth & #Mesquite Police Active & Incident data, maps, resources. @ us to share on app
WeMightBeDrunk
@wemightbedrunk
Official Account of WMBD podcast with Mark Normand and Sam Morril
Crystal Hope
@crystalhope1979
“If you are not a liberal at 20, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative by 40, you have no brain.”🇺🇸 Artist/Meme Maker ~ WA to FL ✈️
Vince Langman
@langmanvince
MAGA2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Ex-con deplorable🇺🇸 IFB #MAGA2024 #alllivesmatter #BlueLivesMatter #BidennotmyPresident #Resist46 #UltraMAGA
DNI Tulsi Gabbard
@dnigabbard
Serving as the 8th Director of National Intelligence under the leadership of @POTUS Trump.
President Ern
@hard2ern
pronouns: He/Thicc
This You?
@thiss_youu
"We do a little trolling". DM or tag me for submissions. Catturd Army’s General
Michael Reeves
@michaelreeves
chaotic braindead
Krissy_MeowMom
@krissy_meowmom
How am I not myself? I love ellipses, beards, cabbage & everyone butt Commies, German philosophers & Dutch sculptors...
A Midwestern Doctor
@midwesterndoc
I write the Forgotten Side of Medicine (bit.ly/MWDr) the #1 Medical Substack (207k readers) that exposes Pharma corruption and remarkable therapies lost to time
RigoStaRR
@rigoirizarry
Common Sense has entered the chat! 🇺🇸🇵🇷
Bobby Sauce
@bobbysausalito
Perpetually Lit. 🔥 roasting 🗽politics 📈 economy 🇺🇸 america 🌎 freedom 💻 business 🎤 speaker 🇮🇹 guido observations
Eyal Yakoby
@eyakoby
22-year-old UPenn grad, incoming MIT student dedicated to combating anti-Americanism | Seen on @CNN, @FoxNews, @WashingtonPost, and more | Views are my own.
DNP Sports
@notthefakednp
Chad Fisher & Coy Hopper. Mildly funny PARODY videos. For sponsor info: [email protected]
Aldo 🌞
@aldobuttazzoni
Catholic | Conservative | America first! 🇺🇸 | @ClaremontInst Publius Fellow