I’m looking to bang dudes in the comedy industry in motels. I want to start a blackmail business. Who has always wanted me but is in the closet?

This was crazy youtu.be/2RXIljz-CeQ?si…

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China lobbies Congress behind closed doors on TikTok, staffers say ow.ly/uwHy105pOaA

I been ending my texts with good bye to be polite, and everyone keeps asking me what my problem is.

The best solution anyone’s ever come up with, on what to do with pedophiles.

Jordan, Kobe, Lebron. In that order.

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It’s this kid’s fault.

The only way to fight WW3 is to prevent it. There’s an argument that the annexation of Ukraine and Taiwan by totalitarian dictators would ensure it happens. Also, there’s a view dat defending them, even just financial & weapon support, would ensure it. What do you think and why?

Klaus Fuchs was a German physicist who worked on the Manhattan Project during World War II and later provided crucial information to the Soviet Union about the atomic bomb. This guy caused the Cold War.

Context is where jokes live. Placing a joke out of context and inserting it into a serious article is removing a fish from water and expecting it to survive.

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How do you stop eating Swiss cheese before it's all gone? Like how?

New Friday treat for you youtu.be/nRywmg9TGF0?si…

If you have 7 followers, start a group chat and just text em.

Understanding women is easy: Food, sex, and fun are all they want, and a million other things that change every day.

Ambercrombie and Fitch sounds like a Nazi law firm and this bothers nobody?

The two best basketball players on the planet are white. The guy who won the dunk contest two years in a row is white and relatively short. The best running back is white. I never thought I’d live to say that without it being a comedy sketch.

I’m in Kansas City this weekend, what should I do?