To the new people that are on my page hoping I say something they can “own” me on, welcome. I’m TJ. 80% hilarious, 20% depressing. 30% handsome, 70% charm. Mostly, I love my dogs and my mama. Glad you’re here.

When you list a Battle Buddy as a job reference:

“I’m honestly not sure how he’s still alive. Probably made a back room deal with a demon. Or an angel. It’s a toss up. But he’ll get the job done, with probably limited deaths. That’s a plus.”

“Here’s to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through.
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories”

Non political post, this is how my good boy, Java, looks at me when I tell him he’s handsome.

For my haters that think I’m just an uneducated lush. 😂

Whatever happened to her going on the $20? Did the libs not like that we conservatives supported it?

It’s been a rough decade or so. Maybe a couple. I’m tired.

I don’t care about which party is in charge, 22 of my brothers and sisters kill themselves everyday. Help me fix that and I’ll listen to you. If not, shut the fuck up about we Vets, and no, I’m not sorry for the language. I’m not a pawn to be used against your political foe. We

I’ve reached the point where a lot of liberals troll me. Cool. I sleep easy at night for 3 reasons:

1. I’m smarter than they are and prove it regularly.

2. I sleep in a house on property that I paid for.

3. When I lay my phone down, I never think of them again.

It’s simple.

These are democrats. They say this about our flag.

It was all a money laundering scheme. Even back when our parents were kids. We’ve NEVER been at war with Russia. They were our ally in WW2. Hitler killed 40 million of them, when he turned on the eastern front. Russia hates Nazis worse than we do. We just had no one left to fight

Ron Paul was right. About everything.

I’m just saying it was kind of a slap in the face to AMERICAN Veterans to see Congress men and women waving another country’s flag in OUR house.

“And I remember what she said to me. How she swore that it never would end. I remember how she held me, oh so tight. I wish I didn’t know now, what I didn’t know then…..”

I cooked an All American meal before spending the day doing yard work.

America is starting to look like when Scar took over Pride Rock.

I’m in my 40’s. There are members of the House and Senate that have been in office since before I was even in puberty. That has to end.

I don’t do this, hardly ever, but Lana is a good friend. Real life friend, not X. Knows the real me. She’s good people. Smart and talented.

Them: You like your dogs more than people.

Me: They’re better than people. 🤷‍♂️

I try not to be overly political here, I think everyone knows where I stand. I try to be the light hearted humor. We all know we are in a fight for our country. It’s okay to laugh about it. Morale is important for the fight. I do hope I make your days lighter.