Asking my crush if I can use her hitachi as a theragun on tour

Do you think his full government name is Western Anderson?

We leave for Europe in a week. Tour starts in 10 days

I saw this slide irl last summer

T e e f s

I put out the first single for a new solo project this week. It’s a synthpop/darkwave track with a fat analog synth bassline, it’s about selling your soul for power and being forced to use it for evil and I think it’s really good. XERAPHIM - Altar

my EP is out early on Bandcamp for Bandcamp Friday as name-your-price with two bonus tracks that probably won't ever go on streaming. Postpunk/synthpop, FFO The Cure, Bauhaus, Lebanon Hanover, Drab Majesty

Meewwwwwww 💔

Drinking so much sparkling water my cum sizzles

i never gave an update but a lil dry humping did, in fact, ruin the friendship

I keep repeating the Saint Anthony prayer hoping it fixes my life lmao

I miss my friend

Thinking about when my friend carlos pulled up to my house with a pizza and a speaker playing this song open.spotify.com/track/5lYX9tp6…

My sympathy for the monkey is waning by the day. Pick up a rock and start killing the other monkeys. Kill one and make a big show of it. The world is a lonely place, Punch Monkey. You don’t even know that we love you.

Asking her to watch Salò on the first date

Told my coworker I needed to nut like 30 times before I was sterile post vasectomy and she said, “let me know if you need any help with that.” 😳

Literally watched pulp fiction w my dad when I was 6