Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for

Unpopular opinion: I'd rather make $5 million a year running my own business while setting my own hours... than make $50k a year working a job with a boss who tells me when I can leave Why do so many pick the $50k option?

Giving away my Titleist staff bag that I used from the Open Champ to the BMW I believe. Must be a follower Comment, like, retweet for a chance to win!

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

“So you stumbled upon dead Mexicans?” “Mhmm.” “And figured out where the drug money is.” “Yep.” “And how much was it?” “A little over $2million.” “And what have you invested that in? Stocks? Bonds? Real estate?” “Well currently it’s in an air duct at a motel.”

putting my stupid chud son in this and forgetting him at the gas station

[in a restaurant] Waitress: “cops and kids under 2 eat free” *me, discreetly nudging my 2.5 year old* My 2.5 year old: *shoots a dog*

I am fed up with how chiropractors don’t get the same respect as doctors

Hi there, Noticed you raking your yard. Raking all the leaves to the center of the yard and picking them up?? Ummm wow yikes, I kind of invented that trick there pal! I know you know I invented that trick!

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people go to huge cons and don’t get vaccinated and wonder why this still happens lol…

A European Man ❤️

That is clean.

OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH