'There I was, counterprotesting to 3 monstrous female sheboons!

They were yelling that they wanted Free Palestine, or if they should sit on me and squash me into jelly.

I started dancing around and hooting like a monkey-POOF!

It turned them all to stone!”

“Dad, is this where Eden was?”

This is what I’m wearing everyday for White Boy Summer

“Granddad was blind, and he earned that affliction right at the cusp of manhood—at the tender age of seventeen. Worst of all, he lost his eyesight for no good reason… But, according to my grandmother, he never once complained. He simply took what he could and carried on.”

Very underreported, but these frat bros are from the lesser known Rex Kwon Do house, which started at Ricks College in Rexburg, Idaho.

They are known to use the buddy system, discipline their image, and have self respect. 🫡 🇺🇸

All it takes for an amateur production of Shakespeare to be decent:

1) The director has to believe WS is smarter than he is
2) Just use the lines WS provides (and time period)

Simple! Do this, and even a mediocre cast can present something worth seeing and thinking about.

Éomer son of Éomund doesn't get enough love. Too often he is overlooked among the great heroes of Tolkien's epic. I cannot let this stand. 🧵

The conservative movement is divided into two groups, those who see this scene and say, 'hell yeah' and those that go, 'well.... if you think about it further...'

DOOMERS: 'The campus is taken. It is over.'

ANONS: 'You said this campus would never fall while your men defend it. They still defend it. They have been doxxed defending it!'

[Shrieks from blue haired leftists echo through the doors. The normies and boomers on college campuses…

“The beating heart of Twitter is not the marble of the aesthetic poasters, it's the cathartic rage of the shitpoaster. He'll bring them death - and they will love him for it.”

Lynyrd Skynyrd Nationalism 🇺🇸

Gm sword of the day

18th century Venetian broadsword

“You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!”

Reading Blood Meridian can feel like experiencing a nightmare as the Glanton Gang travels through the southwest. But examining the clues in the book and comparing to the historical record shows that very little, if any, of the book was exaggerated.

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What was his problem?

“What do you mean by ‘jews’? What do you mean by ‘kill’? What do you mean by ‘Jesus’?”

The Balrog waking up after sleeping through the entire Second Age