This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

walked past a toddler with his mom today and as i passed he said loudly “who is that?” and his mom was like “we don’t know her, we don’t know everyone”

procedural director when they get on the dropout set: lets go ahead and turn those lights down about 60%

he is smiling because he can run so fast

there are kikis and boubas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health Me: I’m da glass man

Had a dream Luis Guzman and Ryan Gosling were in a movie together and the tagline was “What’s good for the Guz is good for the Gosling”

Irish Zionism

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

richard kinda

do u ever think abt how you wouldn't be the person you are currently without glee

What’s your phone number let me guess poop poop poop - poop poop poop poop

her biggest enemy being behind her…