yeah that sounds like something that teacher would say… i love hanover massachusetts. the teachers are always so Great and Normal

boston.com/news/local-new…

umass hotel said “lemme do the same thing, but 10x worse”

snorlax for palestine 🍉

decided i wanted to watch a horror movie and after 30 minutes of looking, i couldn’t find something good that i haven’t seen already… reply with your top horror recs, preferably uncommon

showing up to work the day after a 3 day weekend

if you’re still using turbotax to do your taxes, you’ve already lost 🤐

i could win the boston marathon, i just don’t feel like doing it right now

finally emailed my landlord about the washer and dryer in my building and if i get some bs response… i will lose it🤍

my parents went on and on about MY taxes yesterday and i got to tell them that i did them two months ago and it was like i saw their minds explode in real time

all i’m saying is that i’d ask the balrog of morgoth 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 to reconsider passing the bridge of khazad-dûm

men can’t be normal passengers, they always say shit like “i just really wanted to get a good look at you” or “i just wanted to see you up close and personal”

anyone??