It’s amazing how many unique and unsettling ways there are for a pair of pants to not fit you

me and my oversized purse against the world

I don’t know who needs to hear this but forcing people to watch ads is not a fun game

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

trump is treating his cabinet like his myspace top 8

Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it’s obvious he’s not fully confident in it. Tough to see

The selfsuck yoga community has moved over to Bl*esky. If you're interested in learning selfsuck yoga or participating in the workshops, best find us on there 👋

Men are like egg. by the dozen. many to come by. Women are like flower. each unique. no beauty like the other.

imagine if they gave him a mr beast vape instead of water and and pep talk

spiking my dad's drink with estrogen so he sneezes more quietly

not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle

at a warriors game and the girl in front of me just thumbs down reacted to an instagram story of some guy’s baby

Girls knit cause they are spiders

lugga nowadays it's probably just a bluecheck end of the month rentoid moment, but it's still hilarious seeing guys who think they're the apex of traditional masculinity fill their pants with shit at the sight of a european tradition that has existed longer than their entire bloodline

having a large dog is so wild like “she definitely won’t rip out my jugular while I’m sleeping, but she absolutely could if she wanted to”.

I swear to GOD if I see one more of these influencers taking about an anti-cancer diet link in bio I’m going to actually become the joker