I’d really like to see a journalist just flat out ask Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” at some point even if it doesn’t move the needle in any concrete way.

I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

you look like you enjoy going on cruises (derogatory)

It makes me so happy that she can’t buy her way into passing the bar, like it brings me unadulterated joy

my mom didn’t raise a quitter, she raised someone so scared of failing that they hesitate to even begin

2025 is nearly over and all I’ve got to say is what in the actual fuck was that?

Until you address me directly, you do not have an issue with me. You have an issue with yourself.

How it feels going into 2026 single and no kids:

I want a new President for Christmas.

Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺 Slovenes cooked severely here.

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"

you meet a guy on hinge and all of a sudden you're stuck living on east end avenue smh

the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6

People don’t understand that Donald Trump isn’t a shitty President because he’s a Republican. He’s a shitty President because he’s a shitty human being.

INCHES FEET MILES COLOR FARENHEIT RAHHHHHHHH 🦅

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

DO NOT TRUST HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A MONDAY MORNING

bumped into a neighbor at the dispensary just now, and this was legit his reaction:

I need to be put on a PiP but for my personal life