it’s so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle

“It is not very appropriate to talk about serial killers during speech therapy” is something I was not prepared to say to my 6 year old

How am I supposed to stop eating meat when tofu tastes like a 3 day old mozzarella stick

‼️Do you sleep with your feet under the blanket or outside of the blanket?‼️

What does Love mean to 4-8 year old kids? A thread… A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader, deeper, and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined!

Not sure if much has changed in 10 years

i’m honestly a pretty productive person except for if there’s even one noise or sound

It is perfect weather to spend money

How am I relied on to teach children language skills when I can’t even spell antonym without spell check

true friends know they only need to respond to every third or fourth thing i say. i am 80% white noise

I tried speaking to Maple through my camera for the first time today & I won’t be trying it again

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

not even gonna lie, sometimes it’s fun to hang out with the girlies and fail the bechdel test

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl

blame the $1 margaritas