I am going to keep saying this: literally every form of weight loss, every single one of them, *requires you to do a thing for the rest of your life*.

Thug and Gunna for racists 💔

they expect a poor moroccan immigrant to buy his kid the new football game of the year

i can’t lie 2022 lucki was up there

unc yuriy i think the weeknd gave him a talkin to

non of you people have been to a small town diner have you

Wearing the JP Morgan 5k shirt in Chicago is the mid 20s equivalent of wearing a rush tshirt. Congrats on having a job?

Girls are so freaking hot my goodness

Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don’t have custody of them

Don’t let me get hot on the aux on the 4th

Bachelor party off to a perfect start

Good friend is single, early 30s, self-made. Really into managing the serfs on his estate, mowing his fields, and getting into politics in the zemstvo. Yet he cannot get a single dance at the ball. What is happening? Do all women want rogueish cavalry officers?

if you weren’t stealing inconsequential items in college with your boys what were you doing

famous dex was really the greatest rapper alive for atleast 5 months

I’ll take the rage bait. It’s good because it sounds raw. Music sounds better when it’s not so throughly processed. Huge difference between shitty play and poor equipment

The Ivy League invented football as a substitute for war and the South was like “damn this is the best thing since war”

if you play ranked games while high you’re a loser

Unreleased music is the modern day oral history