Women who “need a cigarette” are so powerful

they done did it again. company retreat made me cry

i like my friend gertrude cuz she broke up w her bf, she’s so cool for that

my problem is i think i look like travis scott

i’m actually so sad to leave line dancing for a bit

Just saw a blonde guy outside and busted out laughing. I genuinely forgot blonde dudes were a real thing

chudders judging chudders for chudding differently

Paling on the chins getting comfortable with k now

ngl i eat a pbj for breakfast every morning

NOW HE HAS A BABY😞

Yes I’m so OVO and no idgaf

i think gertrude is highly susceptible to a blood clot on her days off tbh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GERTRUDE

Happy Gertrude day everyone

lowk tyler the creator and his fans give me the ick

i’m missing the damn footy!!!!!! what’s the point

GET ME OUT OF LA

i’m at pf changs holding on for dear life