Can’t someone do some cooler heresies, where are my Arianists at

I think I know who told them not to have $2,000 sweaters and jewel-encrusted golden pope hats and things of that nature

That would have been the most satisfying victory ever. Imagine getting the Klan out on a double play. I’d never stop talking about it.

Reminder: this is next Saturday, which is also the spring game, and what does spring remind us of, that’s right, the abiding restorative love of the Lord, who wants us to win the Big Ten again

imagine hitting up the homeys to go peep the freaking robed horses and your racist friends take an L to the local negroes on the diamond. what a day this must have been

Iconic work by Stabby Alonso

🏀 DUMBEST BITCH IN HISTORY BRACKET 🏀
🏀 FLAPDOODLE FOUR 🏀

1 Stalin
vs.
5 Custer

🏀 DUMBEST BITCH IN HISTORY BRACKET 🏀
🏀 FLAPDOODLE FOUR 🏀

2 Hitler
vs.
1 Pol Pot

I will never die

Like drug dealers, bookies can figure out your pressure point preeeeetty quickly.

My dude must have had a panic attack when he got this. My god. theathletic.com/5409393/2024/0…

I also think the fact that population decline is seen as right-coded is part of what I’ve called “the new misanthropy” that prevails in certain corners of both the eco-left and tech-right that don’t see humanity as inherently important or valuable.

slate.com/technology/202…

Woof

Dad never stops working

Could Perkins' representation have asked for more money? Sure. They could have even asked for $500k in negotiations.

Framing that as 'market value' isn't accurate, even if that *was* a verified asking price (which it's not). McCaffery is throwing this kid under the bus.