Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

Love that my group chat can have serious ass convos about violence and mental illness and then send nudes for approval in the same breath

The dream is free but the hustle is sold separately

$1 margs at Applebee's and $5 movies at AMC? Get trashed then make out in a movie for under $20... What a fucking date

those damn doors (via @dizzle_saint_james)

Honestly season 6 of Jersey Shore gives me hope for my future

Took me 22 years to figure out that it's "pay per view" not "paper view" 🤦🏽‍♀️

She threw and apple at his head in dying x.com/girlposts/stat…

Obviously I'm not living the PGL life bc I'm still peeing in random places in public

Big Dawg met a championship pup and extremely well mannered bulldog yesterday. He was worried if the students would like him since he was not all white as Tupper I. As I left he said" I do hope so"

In honor of Jersey Shore coming back on, we are no longer calling Uber’s. We are supporting our local cab drivers and designating one person to announce they’re here each pregame

Hey Bryant, I am so excited about the prospect of being your mascot. I come from a long line of champions. Am working on my Common App. to enroll with the class 2022. Do you think you can love me as you did Tupper I?

All I want to do is go to Charleston ✈️🌼

In need of a Harry Potter movie marathon ⚡️

After the introduction Tupper II said time for a nap like every good student after a presentation. What do you say now: Go books Go Bulldogs!

It’s 2038. You visit your kid at Bryant University. They have moved on to Tupper VI. Out of the entire student body, there are only 25 girls. Every building is now made out of glass. Joe Rinaldi has taken over for Machtley as President. Bosko is still here. x.com/mandyseiner/st…

Let’s make this happen

T W E N T Y T H R E E🎉💀🍾