*kicks down door* What is the nature of consciousness? Why and how do we experience?!

Trixie, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

She didn't rinse the spoons and there's couscous in the lint trap and my wife Mi Amore Cadenza is mad at me (her)

We regret to inform you that your jorts have been buttered.

Aunt Luna has informed me I'm not allowed to do photography anymore.

Very strange that Flurry Heart's first words were "Hack the planet."

It's Earth.

I am extremely sad to announce that today I am canceling Rarity.

Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battlestation.

Professing to be only medium sneaky is exactly what a maximum sneaky pony would say to throw off suspicion. 🤔

I am once again removing the "Everypony Owes Trixie Five Bits" agenda item from the next imperial planning council schedule and am again regretting opening these to the public.

Holy heck, I'm so pink.

Dang! Heck! Darn! Pardon my language.