This year: an exciting new purchasing opportunity

Character limits are incompatible with freedom of speech #LetMeRamble

A web browser for dads

Doorbuster sale on battering rams

Reducing Crystal Umpire energy footprint by throwing the silverware in with a load of laundry and (and blaming my infant daughter)

She didn't rinse the spoons and there's couscous in the lint trap and my wife Mi Amore Cadenza is mad at me (her)

Fun Dip but with the yummy powder they put in k-cups

@BorderColliePo1 Completely unauthorized and I own seven copies.

I'm Shining Armor!

I love my 10 year of marriage wife Cadence!

what is a pasword?

Cadance hid my ska CDs

The winter was long and edgar

rock and Roll is still Around if you look(listen) hard enough

I think that for I am

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, June 13, 1906

It's over boys. my wife cadance is switching me to a different kibble.

i am often described, as the "Alf of the Common man"

Cadence sprayed my warmhammer Figures with bitter apple spray to "stop" me from "chewing on them" "again". Man......... All the good ones too

How to get rid of bitter apple taste