horses hate global warming and so do i shirts drop tomorrow at noon cst

Riddle me this.. Why can livestock producers accept that vaccinations & boosters are essential for the health of their herd/flock but won’t accept it as part of managing the human herd?

It’s just a vibe, I’m that guy

Some commotion for the dress

Do y’all ever try to drink a bunch of water before you pee to get the most bang for your buck

Today’s Random Cowboy Thought: Mark Twain once said something to the effect of, “Never argue with idiots. They’ll drag you to their level and beat you with experience.” If you disagree with me and I don’t respond, you now know the reason.

one for the gworls

double meat at chipotle is free this week you just need to bring a gun

it’s my day bitches

May we never forget the lives lost on September 11, 2001. 🇺🇸 #PatriotDay

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

Lyft take one wrong turn and I be ready to—

@ everyone emailing me

Please be sure to check your kid’s candy this year - I just found the entire state of Ohio in a Snickers bar

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

i don’t like having dinner i like having 900 calories of a chips or crackers at midnight