they sell art at buc-ee’s now and it runs the whole gamut from live laugh love to confederate flag

it’s weird how flashlights are pretty much obsolete now

Cops don't know this is a bike lock because they have never investigated a bike theft in their lives.

Why are universities investing in weapons manufacturing? Is a question we should all be asking.

there should be a waffle house video game where you have to fight off the customers while also completing their food orders. overcooked meets left 4 dead

when the left says fascism is already in america and simply voting for joe biden to stop trump from winning isn’t enough, this is precisely what we mean

I'm sure 'hundreds of bodies discovered in mass graves' will lead every western news outlets front page tomorrow morning right it would be weird if not

Only 1 vote against Palestinian statehood at the UN Security Council: the United States.

But the US has veto power, which means it doesn't pass.

If that doesn't convince you of the extreme unfairness of the veto system, I don't know what will.

the most powerful thing you can do on imessage is “remove a laugh” from a text

does anyone want to hunt me for sport

lunch has the least sex appeal of all the standard daily meals

pander express

yankin my crank in a deeply satirical way

out of pocket, out of mind

I feel like we moved on from Boeing killing a guy sort of quickly

fruit by the foot just as a concept is so funny. like we designed this fruit snack in a lab to be as addictive as possible. how many feet of it do you want

stevie ray gun

It is honestly unbelievable what our electeds' areas of focus and concern are. they are like aliens to me

they should’ve called nashville y’allywood