“This is a very bad result for the prime minister, 117 votes against her… much worse than she thought” says Jacob Rees-Mogg MP, who insists the result is worse that it looks as an ”overwhelming majority of backbenchers have voted against her” #newsnight | Jacob Rees-Mogg

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If you think these lies are bad, wait until you hear about Brexit.

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Nigel Farage MP Because the European Union is in Europe taking the lead, you bollock-faced foghorn of ignorance.

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Following the 2019 Theresa May no confidence vote Jacob Rees-Mogg said “This is a very bad result for the prime minister, 117 votes against her… much worse than she thought” I can’t imagine what he’s going to say about 148 votes against Boris Johnson

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If our country really is a pie, then this government is Jason Biggs.

Multiple major disputes between Home Secretary & PM in 5 wks. Net migration targets, ECHR, re-classifying drugs, small boats, agricultural workers... & torpedoing PM’s India trade deal. Never seen chaos like it. Wd be front page if Chancellor wasn’t worse. Commons debate today

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