I think instead of saying someone came out of the closet, we should start saying someone came out of the cottage. Just an idea. #heatedrivalry

Counterintuitive career truth: When your boss gives you direct feedback, that's a positive. They are investing their attention in helping you perform better. You should worry most when they stop having anything to say at all. Silence isn’t praise. It’s indifference.

Corporate America is so funny cause you can do a gillian things exponentially well, and do 1-2 things wrong cause you're a human not a robot but they wont stfu bout those 1-2 things. Thats why you just do your work and go home bro nothing more

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NOBODY circle back with me this week. i was LYING

Waking up real early so I have extra time to be a bitch

2006 being 20 years ago just not sitting right with me, cuz 20 years ago used to be the 80s

"if i were you...” if you were me you’d lose your mind...

The ultimate form of preparation is not planning for a specific scenario, but a mindset that can handle uncertainty.

Adulting is knowing your weekends are supposed to be for YOU. No unnecessary outings, no drama, just you eating, sleeping, and relaxing after a stressful week because another one is starting in 2 days.

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them. And they end up marrying each other.

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

Me in the elevator watching the doors close while somebody jogging towards it

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

Everyone asks what I did at work today, but nobody asks what work did to me today. 💔

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life

The most healing thing for a neurodivergent person isn’t sleep or a hot shower or a good meal. It’s a long stretch of time where nobody needs anything from them at all.