It's OK, White people are using paper straws.

Say goodbye to $5 rotisserie chickens

Bud Light could’ve done this but instead went with the mentally ill dude

When chickens are no longer 4.99, remember this

Don’t care what anybody says this is very cute and sweet and if you have this you are incredibly lucky

How are these people even getting into Costco to buy the damn chicken.

Nothing better than hearing that “door open” sound and seeing your crush online. These were the days. Truly.

Man good lord lmaooo

It’s looking more and more like he didn’t kill UBL. And there wasn’t one analyst responsible. It was a team of analysts. That’s just movie shit.

His presidency started an era of decline, ugliness, and insanity that embedded itself in American culture

Listening to Ella Langley’s Never Met Anyone Like You and I might need a whole hard rock album from her.

You can never hate the press enough

I saw ZERO “it’s gonna be May” memes, & I gotta say, I’m happy about that.

bomb them with Spirit planes so we save money

Already been cast as the next James Bond