I love going to the gym and being at the gym and still feeling lazy as fuck. How does that make sense when i’m here? Almost everyday? The delusion is real

HIDE YOUR BOYFRIENDS

I get so locked in for my job I keep missing the tailgate passes dropping 😭

Do sundresses still count if they’re long? Asking for a friend

If you can’t accept me at my “it’s so over, we are so done”, then you don’t deserve me at my “we are so fucking back”

Having a pet is so funny sometimes cause you’ll just be falling asleep on the couch and then this creature just randomly starts attacking the carpet

Playoff hockey is so crazy cause WHAT WAS THAAT

I just got a DM saying something like you still look as good as back in the day type thing… what did you think would happen……………

WHY DIDN’T YOU PLAY LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME YOU FUCKING BASTARDS