Rich kids wearing Carhartts is the first time I’ve felt like my culture was appropriated.

The reviews are in, I am a treasure.

In the new Jurassic Park, Chris Pratt teaches the dinosaurs about Christianity.

Putting a mask on immediately after applying Burt’s Bees feels just like being pepper sprayed in the face.

As a bald person I understand why he did it.

8pm or 10pm? (There's no wrong answer.) No drink minimums. Tickets available at westsidecomedy.com! #standup #LosAngeles #comedy #santamonica

Give it up for the comedy stylings of Aikotanaka! 👏 #AGT x.com/AGT/status/153…

HALF OFF DRINKS WITH YOUR UNION CARD THIS SUNDAY 💪🏽 🎟 Tix at westsidecomedy.com #losangeles #comedy #standup Amy Silverberg @TheFumiAbe Mateen Stewart LISA CURRY Chinedu Unaka Bryan Burris Leah Bonnema john “buttface” hastings Chris Estrada: ATLANTA Mar 27-29 i can be your long lost pal Sean Grant

Playoff baseball is like watching a loved one defuse a bomb

Professional wrestling and Medieval Times are more similar than we have been led to believe.

Happy Halloween!

Tonight at 7:30 in The Lab Ill-Prepared Comedy featuring not rachel wolfson 🐺 Bryan Burris Katrina Davis @WhateverKalea My Info Matt Catanzano & Mat Dann Get tickets while they last at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy

California fans are built different.

2 stand-up shows tonight. Come on by for laughs. TIX AT WESTSIDECOMEDY.COM Lizzie Boeck @DaveMerheje Santa’s Danto Taquita Love Andrew Orolfo Amy Silverberg Bryan Burris @martinMmorrow Matty Fontana LISA CURRY natecraig.com #losangeles #santamonica #standup

I feel so lucky to be in LA rn. So many comics who are worthy of the highest billing are always performing. If you think comedy isn’t in a good place , go see @NILES100 alice hamilton Arthur Hamilton kyle rehl Bryan Burris PollyPocketkneegro Kalea McNeil and man so many others

8pm & 10pm stand-up tonight with 2 great lineups! No drink minimum. 🎟️ Tix at westsidecomedy.com Bryan Burris @jennyzigrino walita Greg Fitzsimmons Jen Murphy @thedanielwebb Bianca Cristovao Lucie Pohl💥 CJ Sullivan gena b jones Joe Wong i can be your long lost pal

2 stand-up shows. 2 chances to laugh your way into the weekend. 🎟️ Get tix at westsidecomedy.com Aj Faji Dana Moon Andrew Orolfo gena b jones Andy Woodhull Monarey Elaine Martinez Kasaun Wilson Noah Findling Sofiya Alexandra Bryan Burris Courtney Haynes Luke Mones Shannon Leigh #standup

Open mic. Stand-up. Improv. We have it all tonight. 🎟️ Tix at westsidecomedy.com! Joe Wong Brittany Schmitt CJ Sullivan walita Bryan Burris #improv #losangeles #standup

In high school, Boomers told me not to get on MySpace because it would ruin my computer. Then they all got on Facebook and ruined their brains.