Jackass: The Movie screens tonight! 7:00 pm at the Egyptian Theatre. American Cinematheque

the only things that ever caught oj simpson

death and my mom

OK, WHO DID THIS???😭🤣🤣🤣

Classic.

But we got out

OJ Simpson got sent to prison by the same woman who sent me to my room.

Wait for it…

The real tragedy is we never got to see not rachel wolfson 🐺 and O.J. Simpson meet

RIP O.J. Simpson #ojsimpson

Dave England

PHEW good thing i only ate these 2-3x per week for 10 years of my life anyways does anyone else hear god calling them home

it sucks when musicians turn out to be awful people bc then you have to listen to their music with the windows up

must be nice

*borat voice*

my ex-wife

lucky number 7

2 years ago my DM ended up on wolfiedms
i would still let her ruin my life

New York earthquake twitter > LA earthquake twitter

if you don’t record your set did it even really happen

just recorded a very special solo episode of rachel interrupted about my time at a therapeutic boarding school

episode coming soon

I really don’t remember twitter being this mean like it really used to be all jokes