there is so much beauty in this image

i been laughing at this video for hours now bruh

Progress

Watching a film at home allows for complete control of our experience. At the theater, we give up all of that control. We must sit. We must watch. We must listen. We meditate with another’s mind. We stop. We can’t pause or rewind. There is an element of focus and intention.

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

things like this that make me greatful for —OH DEAR GOD

Annette Bening to star in rom-com ‘42.6 YEARS’ alongside Andy Samberg. It follows Ben, who after an experimental procedure leaves him cryogenically frozen for 42.6 years, sets out to re-connect with his ex-girlfriend who has lived a full lifetime without him.

sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

"This planet is so boring bc there are no magical creatures" WRONG! field mice napping in flowers attack

‘How I Met Your Mother’ ended 12 years ago today.

You are describing random people on Tumblr, not the feminist movement. The reclamation of the word slut wasn’t feminists trying to get everyone to have casual sex. it was “if I have casual sex. It doesn’t make me bad.” even the slut walk had TONS of critique, discussion, & debate

Kind of wild no one is talking about the fact that *as of today* oil companies can kill literally any animal in the Gulf of Mexico no matter how endangered

as a millennial i remember everyone would call you a slut even if you only had sex with your boyfriend. people would call us sluts for wearing spaghetti straps. you were a slut if you had a visible bra strap. finally, we were like sure yeah, i guess we’re all sluts.

happy trans day of visibility btw. every trans friend i have brings so much joy to my life and makes me a better person. beautiful and funny and resilient in the face of so much horror and ugliness!!!! trans ppl 4ever!!!! if you disagree get fucked!!!!!!!

bold move for a guy who can’t keep his eyes open during his own meetings