Steve Brown Lord Moylan Brian Moore It's mad isn't it, how surface personality is more important than actually being able to do the job in politics. It's literally fucking us up as a species.

Fucking parties? Couldn't think of anything worse.

Platoon…

Obsequious, lying snake Michael Gove tells us to show Johnson ‘Christian forgiveness’. Maybe when some of these raging social inadequates have learned the basic rules of decency, respect and honesty themselves, we’ll consider their advice on how to behave. Until then, it’s a no.

Alonnisos legend Vasilios Papavasiliou, great great uncle twice removed of Newcastle United legend Nikki. ‘The Vas’ was a no-nonsense centre-back, who often smoked a cigarette during games…

The weasels are jumping the shitshow. #pathetic #transparent #weasels

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While the majority of us will remember a cheat, a liar, a lawbreaker, a poor orator and an utter sociopath, who only loved himself and to hell with the British people.

Confettigate: A Statement From Just Stop Oil The lady who threw confetti in Bruton yesterday was upholding a tradition that is common across many cultures. We absolutely defend the right for people to throw confetti (of whatever colour) at weddings and other celebrations. If it

NOTHING EVER IS BETTER THAN TEST CRICKET.

Great to hear from Keith Richards at Wimbledon today. He’s looking well!

Religion, it’s a funny old beast innit? All of the big religions claim that ‘peace’ is one of their central tenets. Yet sky fairy worship has, and continues to this day, to be the leading cause of carnage, loss of life and the most inhumane acts. Fuck your religion.

When your dog hates your wife…

Quentin Letts v Feargal Sharkey. Today Quentin Letts insulted Feargal Sharkey on TV. Lets see what people think of him. RT if Quentin Letts is a jumped up little sh*t. Like if Sharkey's great.

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I don't think Laura Kuenssberg is very good at her job. But Penny Mordaunt just said people don't join political parties, or engage. LK essentially asked her why, and where the Tories have gone wrong. Mordaunt: I'm not going to answer that now, I'll explain later at Conference. Wow.

Congratulations North Tyneside Council, I’m all for the coastal cycle lane but you’ve turned Mast Lane into the Cullercoats Grand Prix. Put stricter speed restrictions in place.