I think people need to get more comfortable with silence in social settings like why is there an expectation to speak just because ur around others. Have you considered that I have nothing to say

whenever i make friends im like… great. new people i have to worry about being mad at me.

every week is just 5 days of the most boring suffering and then 2 days of distracting yourself from the next 5 days...forever??

insane our parents had to make multiple bad decisions to go bankrupt, we just have to get in an ambulance one time

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

Why are we stopping at daylight savings?! Ban 6am. Make it always Friday. Go nuts.

I love how tiktok is like do you want to see someone from your contacts doing the most embarrassing shit u have ever seen

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Not funny haha funny weird

I don’t know what local weather channel needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need to see the weather guy swept out to sea on live television to understand that there’s a hurricane outside

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

Crazy how Amazon prime is just not 2 day shipping anymore. What exactly are we paying for now?

elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago