God I want a cigarette..

and now im back for red cup madness lmao 😄🔫

our first customer was an old lady who bumrushed the door when i opened it to let our next partner in (bfore open) and then ordered 10 TEAS

already had someone say theyre calling head office on us lmao

so one of my coworkers is trying to publicly shame another store in our group chat, one where a lot of my friends work, and im super not here for it. #wtfiswrongwyou #givepplabreak

back in lockdown BABEY

the dm actually made a good decision for once and told us to close our cafe seating 🙏

ppl showing up right at 6am for new merch will never not be insane to me

every day is a new nightmare

"Is the biggest cup there your large?" #BaristaProblems

everyone say thank you to this guy who makes my life better every single day 🎉

thnx for putting refreshers on the daily order.... wish i could order more than one case of strawberry acai 🤔🙃

our store doesnt get enough labour on a good day, and with the store down the street closed due to covid we've been d y i n g send help

maybe im just bad at my job but i hate baristas coming in at 630/7 asking "where do you want me?" bruh there's 3 of you & no customers, figure it out 🤷

spot outage this, reduced order quantity that.... every! single! time! there's a new drink launch, there's never enough product and we're the ones getting bitched at??? hello????

MASK 👏 STAYS 👏 ON 👏 UNTIL 👏 YOU 👏 LEAVE 👏 THE 👏 STORE 👏

fascinating to me in this capitalistic hellscape that is the year of our lord 2021, there are people who still think our food is prepared fresh inhouse.

if you honk in/near a drive thru, all baristas wearing headsets are entitled to compensation in the form of fist-fighting you in the parking lot.