Imagine trying to do the heel toe walk in clown shoes.

Checking out #AIRMovie had to dress accordingly

Had a stressful night. Then I woke up to this shit. Absolutely gutted. So much for #RootedInOakland

Fuck John Fisher

live action recreation of the bird app since elon took over

Just trying to find a shred of happiness right now.

RT this tweet to send me base hits and for a chance to win these game used cleats. Winner chosen in 48 hrs. Thanks in advance - best of luck 😂

Inspired by HBO MAX rebranding to MAX, I’ll know be known as BUILDING

As planned A's fans were standing and silent during the first batter of the fifth inning They then broke into "sell the team" chants so loud that the pitcher thought his earpiece was broken

Haha what the fuck?

trying to leave twitter

Shit

wait yo how do i change it back

*fart noise* *wanking motion*

At the point of where I hate where I live. Roommate doesn't pay for Internet. I get new Internet, have issues getting it set up. Roommate pays old Internet and changes password. WTFuck.

John Fisher has owned the A’s for nearly 20 yrs. He: ▪️Hasn’t signed FAs ▪️Hasn’t re-signed A’s players ▪️Has watched the Coliseum rot ▪️Has refused to close a mere $80M diff. for a new park ▪️Has refused to go on camera to explain his decision Stop saying it’s Oakland’s fault

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours