Jada Pinkett Smith complimenting Sidra Smith in 1996

Trader Joe’s is a snack shop cosplaying as a grocery store

all veteran Michael Jackson stans rn:

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

You don’t need a good reason to not want kids. I hate touching poop and am happy with my Spotify algorithm

"if i were you" you'd go insane if you were me

There I was, unnecessarily cooking something on high when the revelation came to me

U still gon fwm if I go on a rant about MJ and start crying or no

how the fuck did michael jackson make off the wall at 20 years old 😭😭😭

dead ass bc it doesn’t

women are so funny

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

Imagine you take a job you don't need to support your family bc your brothers refuse to get a job and then you almost get burned alive and then all of society just incessantly makes fun of your trauma for the rest of your life while also asking you to moonwalk every 5 seconds...

Listening to my Drake playlist and I can admit, I like Drake with the melodies I don’t like Drake when he act tough.

named him what now

MAGA dont even be benefiting from all this chaos. Just a temporary dopamine rush from a little bit of racism

in honor of cinco de mayo, let's revisit eazy-e wearing a hat under his sombrero