how life feels when u realize some people only like you when you're easy to deal with not when you're actually yourself

cheetah cubs feasting on an impala

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

suck my dick

Welp

Pet play but you're a gross little white dog with crusty eyes barking at a guest and I'm yelling at you to stop

had to restrain myself from telling a four year old she’s birthday twins with hitler

Stop being bald in front of me

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

nyc ppl be like i’m albanian dominican jewish italian

This person is from the Bronx

Bad omen

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born to be a dictator forced to be a woman

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Breakups scare people who don't take misalignment seriously lol.

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

NYC seasons: - fall - winter - winter 2.0 - fake spring - winter 3.0 - fake spring 2.0 - winter 4.0. <— you are here - maybe spring - I think it’s actually spring - spring - summer - sixth circle of hell - fall

“Them kids would be really upset if they could read”

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