does ayo like women……

guys w little rock/seashell collections have the best [redacted]

as well—the baddest bitches you know are scanning the shore for pretty artifacts

i am clearing my throat chakra

your 30s are abt decentering the patriarchy & white supremacy

i’m only in love w him when im off an addy

just saw a dog in dumbo that i loved upon first glance

she’s a 10 but her letterboxd isn’t ironic or funny and she’s actually reviewing film

i’m watching the bachelor for the first time and i wanna be the bachelor i think

spending money i should not spend on cashmere and moisturizing products. this is winter

i gain HP when i find out another woman is gay

my dad was once like “imagine being so anxious you have ocd haha that must be sooo crazy” and then tragically died years later, bringing my anxiety to diagnosable ocd levels

remembering that time someone buried their dead dog at the maria hernandez dog park and all the dogs dug it up immediately

literally dreamt i was on vacation with like 10 randos from my life and during a lull in conversation at the airbnb kitchen i said “did you know that lil yachty wrote ‘act up’”

loveee when megan thee stallion tells men to tag their friends so she can make an informed decision

i’m like 90% sure i fell in love w someone bc we took an incredible nap together

could you procreate with someone who hasn’t watched spongebob? think abt it