money be buying my happiness idk wtf people be talking about 😂 😂 😂

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! @cstaxxxx

Nice

That fucker was right

When i start talking in cursive, that’s when you know I’m fucked off.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

That red wine hittin BYRD hard on a Thursday 🤣

when a man is annoying me, i hate that. but when i am annoying to a man, i think that’s something to get excited about

I’m not a morning or night person. I’m an 11am- 2pm person and everything else is suffering

Innocent child: *dies in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory* Oompa Loompas:

The US Military has many branches defending our country Army Navy Marines Air Force Waffle House Employees

Cigarettes inside

me when something really bad happens: i am strong, i will get through this me when i am mildly inconvenienced: when will god kill me with lightning

People who stand at the gate waiting to rush onto the plane, explain yourselves. Like did you know you can hang out at the bar nursing your drink until they call final boarding call and you’ll get the exact same seat and the plane leaves at the exact same time?