POV: You’re about to read the most brain dead take of your entire life:

Sheffield United Village Hotels My club !!!! ❤️❤️

💫 Talent.

Suddenly Dubai isn’t a flex anymore for the wannabe instagram influencers

Thought he walks into any championship team?

Zendaya - 5'10 Tom Holland - 5'8 She’s taller than him and has no problem dating a 5'8" man. But 4'11" fat girls want a 6 ft man.

Ruben Selles has been sacked for a second time this season parting ways with Real Zaragoza in the Spanish second tier. #sufc #twitterblades

I do it for free anyway

If there is one fan base to criticise another clubs fanbase it’s not fucking Coventry I tell ya 😭😭

Winston Churchill " we will fight them on the beaches" Keir starmer "we welcome them on the beaches"

We was called wilder bum boys for suggesting we shouldn’t have swapped him for this pudding

Thank god I’ve got a dodgy stick. Imagine paying sky prices for that shite

What’s this Wednesday love-in all about? If their fans cared, they’d fill their own ground.

After unveiling a giant chip butty ahead of the win over Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield United sponsors Midnite donated hundreds of chip butties to food banks & homeless shelters in the area 👏 Blades duo Jairo Riedewald & Mark McGuinness were on hand to deliver a batch ⚔️

Sydie Peck is worth more than Wednesday 🤣🤣

If the answer in January was Rothwell what the fuck was the question asked. Hes got the mobility of a slug. Feel sorry for 2 centre halves played against 11 almost by themselves at times. Are we allowed a little moan tonight.

Campbell has to be first gone for me in the summer. Never seen a player look so disinterested

Some perspective tonight Blades. Every team that had the start we do losing the first 6 games went on to get relegated. We should be thankful we are staying up never mind going up. Go again next year and 8 places now up for grabs 👍🏼🔴⚪️⚔️ #twitterblades

You know what would make this 100x better. If they weren’t 24th in the table being the shitest side to grace the championship. Who does he think he is hahaha #twitterblades #sufc