get this man in the white house!

When you move with compassion & kindness the club will part like the red sea to aid you through your k-hole……

why do calf raises always make me feel like i’m gonna pee myself

I think about this post a lot

Lotta talk lately about “coworkers,” and “normies,” and whether they are completely bereft of thought, or secret hosts to rich inner lives. I’ll let you in on a little secret, my friend: every human is both infinitely deep, and also the dumbest creature to ever walk the Earth

He just like me forreal

im like if a quirked up sensitive white boy was a latina

oh! okay

me: yeah, so ive just Been really depressed . nothing really brings me Joy, or warmth, its been this way for 3 months . i created You to understand , what is wrong with me

my Clone, desperately humping my leg: are we Going to fuuuuck

i was about to soak some beans when I was struck by the beauty and power of this psychedelic beanscape

They said, 'You're using too much PTO.' I said we have unlimited PTO. They said, 'It's affecting your performance.' I said -- and it's actually very smart what I said, I told them, 'I didn't write the policy. It's your policy.'

When someone tells me they have ADHD, I immediately take them out back and put them down. I've read about how horrible it is on the internet and would never allow someone to continue to suffer through that.

people with adhd cannot play peekaboo. they will freak out and possibly kill you when you are revealed to still be there. please be careful

years ago i read on social media somewhere that jerma was like 48 HES LITERALLY JN HIS 30S WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIE ABOUT THAT

We do it so much we making art outta it. Behold the cocaine shrimp

do uou think their cycles sync up