wow!

if you have a sex dream about someone without their permission you have committed r*pe and that's a yikes from me my guy

the guy who got his dick cut off by his wife, then miraculously reattached with full function later ruined it by trying to make it bigger and became impotent 👍

this is a crazy thing to write about travis kelce, who in the 1830s would be been classified as some kind of legal oaf or simpleton & forced to lift hay bales on a farm until he died

having to listen to bob dylan sing and pitch material for TW is what killed roy orbison

Dr Vincent Sativa

host an all-night, drug-fueled party with my girlfriend nancy spungen

hey i s that you in your profile pic?????

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

wife taking off with our son is a nothingburger

they hired me to cut it with a push mower

rewatching a classic

not super hungry so i'll probably just be breastfed for dinner

you can buy a big bag of food for dogs at the grocery store

if you're listening to classic rock, spotify can use an advanced algorithm to seamlessly play more classic rock for you

reading replies to this and immediately tying a noose

we're bullying your post in my group chat 😈

making a bumble match watch this with me the first time we hangout