this is my first byline guys. please be nice to me 🙏🙈

the next one of these will be on june 18 btw 🤠. at Singers in Brooklyn NY ofc 🗣️

but it's true! in being Actually Transgender, transgender artists are harder to project a false fantasy onto, easier to hate for failing to live up to your imagination. but that's a you problem, and a gross one at that

the year was 2019. there was no covid. people were trampling each other to meet james charles. painting their faces like circus clowns in the name of self expression. and then it was all forgotten like a text sent to your ex one drunken night. relegated to nothingness by shame.

before the invention of paper towels, there were just puddles everywhere in people’s houses. on their counters. floors. puddles as far as the eye could see. people were wet all the time.

if nothing else, the last few weeks have confirmed once and for all that being smart is not a requirement to become an ivy league professor

“I haven’t found him yet. We had buried him over there. But we can’t find him. And we wanted to make him a decent grave.” cnn.com/2024/04/22/mid…

thank god a few people were made slightly uncomfortable on ivy league campuses. america’s op ed writers were really struggling to justify their jobs in an age of increasing irrelevance, but now they have at least another six months of material

i would say it feels insane to see the same far right that cozies up to literal nazis now say they’re concerned about antisemitism on college campuses. but that feels expected. what feels insane is to watch people who should be smarter fall for it

my lil cousin at passover yesterday interpreted the 10 plagues as a form of escalating tactics for the oppressed. no one wants to start at the extreme but when people in power do not listen you have to make them listen. thought it was a good interpretation.

You're speeding on the highway without realizing it. Suddenly, lights flick on behind you. Cops? Nope. A nursery rhyme begins to blare. Undercover ice cream truck. Its your lucky day

Last night I saw some of the most heavy-handed NYPD tactics since 2020. Truly out of pocket.

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it might seem silly for columbia to deactivate everyone’s ID instead of addressing the protesters’ concerns, but once there are no more students or faculty left, they can focus on the schools’s true mission of being new york’s largest real estate corporation 😍

Republicans have called TikTok 'digital fentanyl.' I have decided they are right.

New essay up on the need to numb ourselves and how dopamine-intensive media does that :)

mentalhellth.xyz/p/youre-readin…

i’ve always tried to figure out the uniting thing between me and my friends since we’re all from diff backgrounds / do different things for work / etc. and i have just realized it might be “people who’s personality type predisposes them to hating weed”

had a dream Rihanna gave a lecture on the inadequate state of American transportation infrastructure and encouraged a Japanese high speed rail company to build a train going from NYC to Port Jervis, NY. Rihanna what does this mean?