So they DO remember your confession and they DO gossip about them. 8 year old me was RIGHT

i’m not even gonna pretend to be happy for anyone who’s there when i can literally feel my lungs closing

You obviously haven't been paying attention! I put foot to ass in this fandom, and only get grief. I'm either stalking or too quiet and not "devoted" enough. If you are a paying subscriber to my substack, you would know exactly what's going on. If you paid attention to my IG

My only issue with ozempic is that some of yall are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

Oh my god. They did it.

Girl.

And we’re supposed to just go out and do errands and head to work like any of this is fucking normal

i'm like, genuinely bewildered people can get chatbots to talk to them like this. like, how many hours do you have to spend manipulating their memory and personalisation features to flip them into grooming mode? it's so scary

can’t make it tonight im too thirsty for blood and vengeance on behalf of Félicette

everyone wants to live in new york until you’re experiencing psychological torture bc your fave is walking a block away from your house or job

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

the time in my life when i had this as my phone wallpaper was so much simpler

"Are you wearing the--" "The wig that got that lady fired from Hannah Montana? Yeah, I am."

the concept of timothee’s stalker getting the ick

Nothing gets my blood pumping quite like when an influencer gets caught posting about themselves on snark subreddits

They’d have to throw me off this jury immediately

If I send this to you it means you should consider the situation handled

Rita Ora is continuing to innovate in the “Would show up to the opening of an envelope” space in ways scientists previously thought impossible

The last thing I tweet before I peacefully die of a gas leak

Skai Jackson really just lost all her nominations at the Snappys