CDC: you can return to work 5 days after symptoms started California Department of Public Health: hold my beer

Honestly, the time in 2021 when I had the least apparent under eye circles was after having COVID for 10 days. I don’t know what to do with that information. Do I quit my job or just drink more water?

Wordle 225 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sorry to tweet about wordle. I know it’s v v v last week. But I took a 14 hour break between round 3 and 4. And I think this is a sign that we all need more breaks.

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

Suki Dardarian named Star Tribune editor as Rene Sanchez departs | Star Tribune ⁦The Minnesota Star Tribune⁩ Congrats to my mama ⁦Suki Dardarian⁩ on the huge promotion!! You’re going to absolutely crush it. startribune.com/suki-dardarian…

Congrats to our ladies podium at the Black Canyon Ultras 100k and golden ticket recipients to the 2022 Western States 100… 🥇 @puppiesonmtsyay 9:06:21 🥈 Dominika Stelmach 9:10:52 🥉 Anne-Marie Madden 9:23:52 Update! 4th place finisher, Taylor Nowlin receives Clare’s golden ticket! Whoot!

Wordle brought violence to Valentine’s Day and I’m into it

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Taken out of context. But 💕

I guess making it almost two full months into 2022 without a major geopolitical crisis was pretty decent considering.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. Sorry for yelling. Welcome to the world, J59! 📷: Whale Research

When dad’s paper does a story about mom and her paper 💕💕 Best part is “Dardarian (rhymes with barbarian)…” Suki Dardarian Peter Callaghan MinnPost The Minnesota Star Tribune

“Imagine if Tom Brady were being held by Russian officials right now.” nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Fremont: 1 bedroom, no bathrooms, open floor plan, close to restaurants/bars, transportation $1200/mo. Must be ok with opossums.

Hi. I’m going to run 24 hours straight to raise money for abortion rights in the South. If anyone is part of the pro-choice running community, please share!

Haven’t gotten our @DrinkCrystal water delivery at work since February. Patients are getting feisty…

Let me be clear: this is precisely what they want. They want to debate the merits of doors, windows, locks, cameras, badges, and armed teachers because they'd hate to be faced with yet another policy issue they are against the majority of Americans on.

Here it is, your daily excerpt from the Minnesota Bill of Rights. "Liberty of the Press. The liberty of the press shall forever remain inviolate, and all persons may freely speak, write and publish their sentiments on all subjects, being responsible for the abuse of such right."

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