WHEW. Fridays are always such busy days. #FF my fellow "working girls" Dead Whore Goddess Shae Amerei Frey

I must spend more time cleaning @JonBastSnow's solar than the rookery! Even grenn's room isn't this filthy!

...not that I spend much time in grenn's room. I mostly saw the ceiling... I was dispatching a spider for him, you see.

Been bored here on the Wall. So bored I've taken up writing songs for Pypar

The best one so far is called "El Bastardo" and is about my hetero lifemate @JonBastSnow

I suppose you'd like to hear it? Ohh FINE. Twist my sexy little arm...

I don't speak no, I don't speak no El Bastardo. You know nada, you know nada, Jon Snow

Don't you try to catch me, don't you try to catch me, no no no. Don't you try to catch me livin on the edge of the Wall Wall Wall Wall

I've also been ~super~ busy throwing myself at a certain dimwitted, adorable aurochs of a man. Nothing is working, tho.

So, hopefully before the Wall falls, grenn will have figured it out. If not, well. We'll always have Castle Black.

...unless that's destroyed when the Wall falls.

Haven't been around much lately! Here's a sexy, Wall Only #ff @JonBastSnow grenn Pypar Samwell Tarly and Joe Altin

#SongsOfWesteros Knights In Satin

#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Will Jerk For Food.

D-:> RT Ser Lyn Corbray If I die young, bury me in Satin. #LayMeDownOnABedOfBoyWhores

@JonBastSnow I prefer tight trousers. #noroomforimagination @GregorPartyDude Samwell Tarly

I understand this is premature, but PLEASE HBO. DON'T CUT ME. I'M IN THE BOOKS! #PLEASEUNDERSTAAAND

@JonBastSnow I'm not sorry for /my/ actions. #OhJon #YouTease

Happy Nameday to fellow brother on the Wall, Samwell Tarly! I asked @JonBastSnow to jump out of a cake for you, but we have no cake.

#LyricsThatSavedMe from Ser Lyn Corbray "We don't have to take our clothes off / To have a good time, oh no."