@YourLordTywin *is stared at* It's like you can see straight through my clothes... #penetratinggaze

Whither Black Walder? Lame Lothar? Ser Ryman? Ser Jared? My dear father Merrett? I would so love to see my family.... #lonelyami #islonely

#ivealwayswantedto see how many men I could please at the same time. Three was almost too easy....

@BeautyBrienne Just another day in the Frey household. #closequarters #noprivacy #noshame

However should I choose the #sexiestmanalive? Whichever one is inside me at the time. #somuchlove

No, Lord Manderly, I shan't eat my relatives! Not even that irritating Lady Walda Bolton! ....oh, *fries*. Yes, I do #wantfrieswiththat.

@GregorPartyDude Or brown, or blonde, or red, or blue.... Do the Tyroshi dye /all/ their hair? #onewaytofindout

#elementaryschoolmemories Losing my virginity. Don't worry, it was /my/ idea. *grins wistfully* #LolitaFrey

Three men at a time / Isn't quite enough for me / But I'm not a slut! #AGameOfHaiku

#RavensThatGetNoReply Lancel sweetling, come to bed. Bring your friends. xoxo, your loving wife

Fuck you very much, #nationalsiblingday... My dear father is already impoverished, now he has to buy 34 presents for people he mostly hates.

@StephenJDillane R'hllor take the wheel! I'm all aflutter... Melisandre of Asshai

*sings rather offkey* It's a nice day to start agaaaaain....it's a nice day for a red wedding... ♪ ♫ ♪

♪ ♫ ♪ There is nothin' fair in this world... there is nothin' safe in this world... ♪ ♫ ♪

The red has run. The wrongs have been set right. Can't say I'm sorry. I wasn't even there! I was...er...occupied. #GoT #TheRainsofCastamere

.....if you ain't no punk, holla "WE WANT PRE-NUP!" #GoT #TheRainsOfCastamere #sorrynotsorry

I daresay we all have regrets about the events of yesterday. I wish I hadn't worn my new grey dress. Now it's all blood-spattered. #GoT

Seriously, folks, I have "The Rains of Castamere" stuck in my head right now. Such a catchy tune. #GameOfThrones

@GregorPartyDude Asked him to stay & party with me but he said no! Something about this little girl he's with. Fuckin' pedo. Sandor Clegane

Headed down to the sept to pray for those four who @AryaSheWolf and Sandor Clegane killed. They were lovers of mine. But then, who wasn't?