Praying circle : 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 praying for 🕯 netanyahu's 🕯️ death 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

How I sleep knowing Iran didn’t surrender and bombing Israel relentlessly

If you’re chronically online, you technically have a background in anthropology lol

what is it with the gen pop and espresso martinis tho

"I'm broke as fuck but my teeth are fixed."

"I don't want you to go to Iran and get blown up." "Oh, well yeah there's that."

"I would invite you to play pool with my dad but he's a Republican."

this is when you go get a diet coke

"Is that your kiwi in the fridge? I thought so. I love you."

"I came out of the womb hating mayonnaise."

unironically listening to Lollipop on the way to my river rat job

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

still thinking about James asking if we'd rather have a Voldemort nose or cow udders on our face

"Cockiness is thinking you're better than everyone. Confidence is knowing that you are." - James hyping me up lol

"So we're gonna forgive him just because he's tall?"

"All my homies hate Wormtail."

taking two hot chocolate packets to work and hoping for the best

everyone is so remarkably bad at their jobs

googling "is it normal to text dead people" and am pleased to know that it is

saying "fuck yes" as you bite into a mouthful of arugula and parm