Mandatory vasectomies for everyone 16+. If you're going to take rights away from women, then do it equally.

Minnesota accidentally legalizing THC edibles due to Republicans misreading a bill is one of the funniest political mishaps ever.

Took the scissors my to my hair after 503 days from my last cut & donated it to Hair We Share. I sincerely hope that every single strand of the 17" donated can be used to help make a free wig for an individual with a medical hair loss condition. instagram.com/p/ChYUbKyO9RD/…

Movie Giveaway! ❤ this tweet for a chance to win a UHD digital code for: - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - Jurassic World: Dominion - Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore - The Lost City Winner picks their movie on 8/21

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

The new electric Dodge Charger Banshee is pretty sweet & looks real nice, but I enjoy feeling the power & rumble of a big V8 in my muscle cars. Maybe Dodge could add vibration features like a video game controller since they're already adding speakers that sound like exhaust.

Okay, real talk. Why is it all wing places are sports themed? We need a nerdy wing place that shows Star Wars on the TVs and all the food items have fun sci-fi/fantasy names like The One Wing. Or The Scorch of Gondor. Or Deathsticks.

Listen here, ibdatninja- if you don't stop harassing me by having Uber Eats deliver food to my house I'm going to pay thatgirlamber to make dinner reservations at an all you can eat crab legs buffet for just you & the mother-in-law.

The most powerful voice to the galaxy's greatest villain, James Earl Jones, has officially hung up his cape & retired from voicing Darth Vader. Thank you for your incredible talents & a most impressive career. A true Star Wars legend. May the Force be with you. James Earl Jones

Nobody respects you because of who you are, they respect you because of who they are.

hey sorry I stopped responding mid argument, I smoked weed and it turns out I actually don’t give a shit

BP: Wakanda Forever is enjoyable & emotional. Definitely nowhere near as powerful as the first, but it serves as a touching tribute to King T'Challa/Chadwick Boseman. Action was meager for a MCU film. Would've loved a deeper look into the undersea nation, Talokan & Namor. 6.5/10

Kevin Conroy was the first Batman I was ever introduced to in my life & still to this day whenever I think of Batman I hear his iconic voice. He was, is, & always will be the best caped crusader of them all as far as I'm concerned. Thank you & rest in peace, Kevin Conroy. 🦇

Waking up early so I have a wider selection of donuts than you.

Midwest logic: It’s 40° and I’m only walking from my car to the building so I don’t need a coat

0°F looks like "Oof" & I think that's fitting.

I'm not a person who is trying to impress others. I'm someone who is trying to progress. The focus is different.

The world is just so much dumber & more disappointing than I was ever prepared for.

My annoying best friend used to treat every conversation like a debate tournament. Now she's smoking again & suddenly she's giggly, hydrated, & telling me “everything happens for a reason.” So I endured a whole villain era when the solution was one trip to the fuckin dispensary.

Big Red + Vodka = “Bloody Mary,” according to her. Somewhere, a bartender just felt a disturbance in the force.