Media: why are you invading Venezuela? It must be due to a complex confluence of geopolitical turmoil Trump: I'm doing it to steal their oil. I'm calling it Operation Oil Theft Media: we'll never know what goes on in the head of this wily genius

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in U.S. courts. So the position now seems to be that U.S. courts can prosecute foreign presidents, but not hold the U.S. president accountable for crimes.

WE HAVE NO OIL IN BA SING SE!!!

finally, we're living through precedented times

This quote stopped me in my tracks.

This coaching carousel is insane. Nearly a third of the league looking for new coaches. Each of the last 2 MVP winning QBs (one a 2x winner), both in their primes, looking for new HC’s. One of the most historic franchises, with only 3 HC’s since 1969 looking for a new one.

Seven days ago Netflix walked away from an $83 billion deal for Warner Bros. The stock jumped 12%. Wall Street cheered the discipline. And the very first move Netflix makes with its newly preserved balance sheet is buying a 16-person AI startup that's been in stealth mode for

open the schools

it’s actually wild how locked in Zohran is rn he’s literally just speedrunning through every issue in the city and fixing it

learning how to tell when advice is really just someone else’s regret in disguise. your divorced friend cautioning you about marriage, your broke uncle’s take on investments, your unhappy parent steering your career. they are not advising you. they are processing themselves.

i was reading Surah An’am and found a verse that says, “Your Lord has made it obligatory upon Himself to be merciful to you.” i stopped, put my Quran down, and just sat there amazed, the one who doesn’t need anything from me has made it a rule for Himself to show me mercy? 1/2

I saw a quote that said “to procrastinate is to willingly endure the discomfort of anticipation, rather than the discomfort of action. Both are burdens, but only one leads to progress” and if that didn’t light a fire in me.

When are tech folk going to get that people like wasting time, it's life. They don't optimize for efficiency, they try to get by, they watch dumb stuff, they enjoy shopping. Inefficiency is another work for living and life. Your m mean and median job isn't a software engineer in

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

One of the best takes I’ve seen on AI. Humans just aren’t designed to make their life as efficient as possible.

Ange seeing everyone praising this football to the skies, after getting constantly criticized for playing exactly like this

Mr Tottenham Never ever forget it.