Tony Martin Melanie Bracewell [tap, tap]

'Is this thing on?'

Won't somebody think of Adelaide!

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Is the crucial detail the CORPSE?

Clever corgi..🐕😅

Armando Evilnucci.

Good at helping people stay alive.

Scorsese preparing blasphemous parody of beloved 'Life of Brian': theplaylist.net/life-of-jesus-…

Yes, seven hours is a long sit (will be screened over 2 nights), but it is an incredible piece of work. Trailer for the previous version: youtube.com/watch?v=6504eR…

After a colossal 16-year restoration effort, Abel Gance's seven-hour silent classic Napoléon will finally return to the big screen at the Cannes Film Festival in May, organisers have said.
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As Peter Dutton is wearing fake glasses, he’s never had to deal with this: youtube.com/watch?v=NfZcv5…

I R R E G U L A R S P A C I N G O F L E T T E R S I N B I O

Mother chimp sadly goes to a towel to see her baby after two days which she thought was born dead.

I hope she got it right!

As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.

The Sun and Rupert Murdoch blackmailed Hugh Grant into silence today so the evidence for their Phone Hacking scandal wouldn't reach court.

It really is time that a criminal trial was brought against Murdoch and Piers Morgan.

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Peter Van Onselen is the new Daily Mail political editor. There's a lot to live up to!

Today I learned that:

a) There was an American version of On The Buses
b) The equivalent of Bob Grant's character was called Bummy