This is what Jimmy Carter was holding on for

I appreciate everyone live tweeting the debate as my toddler and I are watching the best of Elmo and Abby Cadabby on YouTube. If it weren't for y'all I wouldn't know what was going on.

Alright, so for those of you keeping score, here's where we stand on the The New York Times op-ed accusing the IDF of intentionally shooting Gazan kids in the head: 1. The author of the piece is an anti-Israel fanatic who wrote for Electronic Intifada and whitewashes Hamas' crimes:

give it up for Lexi, folks

No matter the final outcome, I will never forget the complicity of MSM in sanewashing Trump and demonizing Biden.

Anyone want to head out to the woods and walk until we find Hillary Clinton?

Once we get past the initial trauma response we should probably talk about the effectiveness of outside propaganda in turning Harris into Schrödinger's Democrat where she bled Jewish and Muslim votes because she was somehow simultaneously a Hamas sympathizer AND Ms Genocide Joe.

So I'm obviously traumatized by Trump winning but I'm downright scared shitless for when his amoral empty suit of a VP choice takes over when he inevitably bites the big one halfway into his term because gramps is not healthy. Anyway I'm probably back off this app til '26. ✌️

the fundamental problem Democrats have is that while the right has an entire media ecosystem built to bash Democrats the left also has an entire media ecosystem…built to bash Democrats

NEW Piece/🧵: Some leftists argue that more anti-corporate messaging would have won over voters. But that misses the mark: what truly drove the election was the cost of living.

I find it fitting that this election will forever be connected in my mind with the worse UTI I've ever had. It's a literal pain in the vulva.

I would love to see Apple TV pick up Sesame Street now that it’s up for grabs, their service already has some of the best preschool programming available and it would fit in perfectly. Then bring back Elmo's World.

Yes Senator Dick Durbin Tammy Duckworth Rep. Lauren Underwood I also didn't vote for Mr Musk, can you please remove him from accessing our personal and private information.

A circle-jerk of super-rich psychos were so deeply aggrieved by words like “equity”, “diversity” & “climate” they defunded kids cancer research, ceased monitoring infectious diseases, and left the world’s poorest to die of starvation, but sure, women are “too emotional to lead.”

My dude, I was a cocktail waitress at a concert venue when I became ill with ME/CFS. Carrying trays loaded with drinks over my head through throngs of people dancing every night is the opposite of deconditioned.