The 5 second rule doesn't count if you have a 3 second dog.

I have love for all art. Because the artworks are done by humans who believed in creating it.

we’re not fully appreciative of the hold Leo DiCaprio had on my generation… like why was I as a 10 year old enthusiastically going to the cinema to see The Man In The Iron Mask

the kids today don't even know this ever happened

I think the worst way for a song to end is to just fade down as the singer is still going. It’s like hanging up on someone.

omg?? I just found out it’s international say something nice to me day

amazing to think at 19 I slept in a hostel in the red light district of Amsterdam sharing a room with five Swedish men I didn’t know and woke up in the dead of night to the sound of a rat chewing through our garbage can and now at 35 I can’t sleep if it’s just kinda windy outside

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

April 21, when doves cry 🕊💜

I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted one time to see you laughing. I only want to see you laughing with a...

Me when Suddenly Seymour comes on in the car

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my also worst.

Central Minnesota speaking…Thank You Incubus Michael Einziger Ben Kenney dj kilmore Jose Pasillas II For bringing some cool our way. In two days The Ledge Amphitheater my grown kids who have spent hours absorbing the music by CD, will join me. If you guys need anything let me know! ✌🏼

On this day in 1986, #REM released their fourth studio album “Lifes Rich Pageant” What are your favorite tracks on the record?

have you ever read a book with a line so perfect, so astute and resonant, that your heart knocked at your ribs

I paid a guy $130 to move a treadmill in 30 minutes. Said he had 8 moves that day. Do the math. Have you made $1,040 in one day? Everyone wants entrepreneurship to be fancy. Sometimes it's just movin' treadmills.

Hear me out, Weird Al performs at the next Super Bowl halftime show & the artists he parodies joins him on stage to sing along

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

The pristine water of Lake McDonald and its colourful rocks. This is Glacier National Park in Montana 📹IG go4theglobe